Twitter is where we go to escape scary news and be the happy idiots we all are.

Everyone on Twitter today is obviously talking about the insane wildfires currently ravaging Los Angeles – but that isn’t funny at all! So we’ve dodged that dumpster fire of tragedy and anxiety and instead dug up some funny tweets that have nothing to do with that stuff at all.

There’s a lot of weird stuff being churned out today. There’s an insanely pregnant horse, a guy with an egg holster, a cursed dog/owner faceswap, and as always, Elon Musk embarrassing himself in the weirdest ways possible.